1. How long does it take to receive my order?
On average, 10 business days. 

2. Returns? 
Size mishap? No.
Color dislike? No. 
Blemish or tear? Yes. 
Must be WITHIN 14 business days. Customer pays for shipping. 

3. Do you print these in your Pittsburgh toilet room?
No. I outsource. I'm far too busy to print.